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(We Start with The mobrostudios Logo, then we see the orange moon behind mountains, and we see pictures from Mobros Recent Poops)
  • (Shows Walt Disney Pictures Logo)
  • (Shows Universal Animation Logo)
  • (Shows Paramount Animation Logo)
  • (Shows Warner Bros Animation & Warner Animation Group Logo)
  • (Shows MoBrosStudios Logo)
  • (The Film Begins With The Orange Moon Behind Mountains and We See pictures From MoBros Recent Poops)
  • Narrator: It was looong time ago, longer now than it seems, in a place that perhaps you've seen in your dreams. For the story that you are about to be told, took place in the world of YouTube Poop. Now, you've probably wondered where MoBrosStudios has been. If you haven't, I'd say it's time you begun.
  • Mayor of Halloween Town: Terrible news folks. Our Halloween special has been cancelled. Terrible, terrible news.
  • Zero: (Bark)
  • Jack: No Zero, not now.
  • Zero: (Bark)
  • Jack: What is this? (Looks at a poster for the Spongebob Christmas special and laughs evilly)
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: (laugh) Today, I'm gonna sneak up and get that Sandy with a super sneak...
  • Patrick Star: Aww, I got dead again! My Fat stinks! (Crashes into a rock and is sent screaming into the mouth of a hideous creature as the caption "Thout art fucked" appears. It turns out to be a game Spongebob is playing)
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: Ooh Barnacles. (Hits his TV and runs to a building with a billboard saying "Bros b4 hoes") What diabolical act is she committing now?
  • Sandy: (Hums Jingle Bells as she plugs in the chirstmas tree lights, which glow very brightly as "Hallelujah" is heard)
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: (Sets on fire) FIRE!
  • Sandy: Ain't you ever seen a Christmas tree?
  • Spongebob SquarePants: Chrismas Who?
  • Sandy Whaatatatat? (Starts dancing like squid ward as his face appears)
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm coming Sandy! (Pours water on sandy) there better? (Sandy falls and melts)
  • Anime Character: How come she melted?!?
  • Jesse Katsopholis: I don't know
  • Nostalgia Critic:(appears with sign with a daunting face of squid ward that comes straight at the camera)
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: And everyone pretends Apple is Jesus!
  • Squidward: Yawn.
  • Spongebob SquarePants: And the best part is... (Produces a photo of Santa Claus) You can write a letter  to this guy, Santa Claus... (The photo of Santa moves) And when he comes, he brings you shit!
  • Patrick Star: just like a Giraffe! (laughs) GEEENNIEEE!
  • Mr. Krabs: Pi-pi-pi-pi-pipe down, Patrick! I'm trying to die! (A Boo emerges from a blue pipe above Mr. Krabs and briefly turns his face into Mario's dying face in Super Mario World)
  • Squidward: I can't believe anyone would celebrate a jolly holiday where some prowler poops on your house and leaves! (The Genie from Aladdin appears over Patrick's face)
  • Mr. Krabs: Squidward, you're fired! (Burns Squidward with a flamethrower and makes a crazy face)
  • Patrick: (Speaks some backwards gibberish, which translates to "The fun is pun gum in the cheek of the sun." On the last syllable, his face turns into the King's face)
  • (In the town hall of Halloween town, Jack is holding some sleigh bells)
  • Jack Mouse: It goes something like this. (Hits some if the bells with his finger, producing a gentle noise. Instantly, the bells start making electic guitar noises, and then, a fiery background appears behind Jack, with the text "Jack's Ouimette Tour") Think you can manage?
  • Guy in cello instrument: A one and a two and a three and a-
  • (A loud blast of noise launches the mayor out of the hall and into the camera)
  • Mayor of Halloween Town: Next!
  • Jack: Sally I need yyyooouuur
  • Sally: It's about your Christmas, I saw smoke and fire
  • Jack: That's splendid, my Christmas is filled with that and Crack (jack shows picture of crack) I want you to make it
  • Sally: No (patchy appears and says no) you are being an ass
  • Jack: This is Halloween ( Jack kicks Sally into a pit 300 style) I guess I have to make the crack myself
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, I designed this mechanism specifically to shoot the president!
  • ("THAT DIDN'T JUST HAPPEN!" appears on screen, along with "(It's a joke. Keep quiet, conspiracy theorists)")
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: What did you wish for?
  • Thomas the Tank Engine: I want SHOES!
  • Narrator: Said Thomas.
  • Driver: Don't be silly!
  • Narrator: Said Thomas' driver.
  • Driver: Engines get coal!
  • (A pile of coal appears next to Thomas, who makes his O face. His face appears over a Merry Christmas caption with a troll face next to it. Then a bottle with a piece of paper in it appears on the surface)
  • Cowboy hatted fish: I could use a new hat! (Gets knocked away by the TF2 characters) My Leg!
  • Soldier: Get in line, Canadian! (Another bottle appears on the surface)
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: What are your wishes?
  • Edd: A new YouTube Poop
  • Black Guy: Diamonds and a white man?
  • Mitt Romney: Good choice!
  • Barnacle Boy: A decent lawyer!
  • SpongeBob Squarepants: And what did you wish for, little girl?
  • Chris Rock: Playboy magazine. (Awkward silence)
  • SpongeBob Squarepants: You'll shoot your eye out, kid. (A bottle with Chris in it appears on the surface.)
  • Chris Rock: I hate you!
  • Spongebob SquarePants: What did you wish for Mr. Krabs?
  • Mr.Krabs: Ponies (my little ponies appear)
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: Really?
  • Mr.Krabs: so I can have their rear ends cut off (angry face of Mr. Krabs appears and mounted over me...
  • Patrick: (Emerges from a grave) So, what do you wanna do now?
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: (Emerges from the grave) Summon Santa Claus with a song.
  • (SpongeBob and Patrick both begin cutting down a tree, which is actually the Great Deku Tree, as they sing "Making Christmas". Suddenly, the tree falls on them and screams "Oah!")
  • Spongebob: There'll be shopping, decorating and plenty of cum jokes.
  • Patrick: BOO! (Santa has a face of a weird guy).
  • Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, who's that under the missle-toe (Spongebob blushes, and Patrick laughs)
  • Squidward: What Who Me? would You Look At The Time! I should go back in time! (Squidward goes back in time and he sees that it's the present)
  • Spongebob: Welcome to the present. (moar Krabs walks around and the White House is seen and money is in the air. Squidward screams)
  • (Cuts to Squidward kicking the time machine in the trashcan, the 4 pootis Heavys come out and dance).
  • Patrick: I wanna do some kicking. (Kicks Heavy)
  • Heavy: Ahh! SUGAR PLUM!! (Fires sugar plums, Patrick screams)
  • (Bikini Bottom)
  • Bikini Bottomites: Tonight, things are as good as they seem to be!
  • Patrick: A star on top- (lands on sharp point, screams).
  • (At Halloween Town)
  • Mayor: Jack, please! This Christmas thing is a bad idea!
  • Jack: Mayor, if you won't help me, take a hike!
  • Mayor: But Jack!
  • Jack:(Reads a book of anime girls) You might find a job in Christmas land. And take your weenies with you.
  • Mayor: You're being an ass!
  • Jack: There's got to be a better way to take over this Christmas thing. (A Puffer Fish appears by his head as the theme to "The Omen" starts up)
  • (Jack starts reading a book called "The Olden Guide to Conquering Christmas". He then squeezes a lemon into a beaker, causing smoke to envelope him as he laughs evilly. He then finds himself in a Christmassy environment, with Bugs Bunny looking at him)
  • Jack : Help me take over CHRISTMAS TIME!
  • Black Hiver: As you wish. (His eyes turn black and engulf the screen) it will be...
  • Patrick: Just like a genie! aha ha ha ha.
  • Spongebob: OK, everybody here's the last ltter; Who's ready?
  • (The Crowd cheers of excitement)
  • Patrick: (Holds a soda pop) Let er rip.
  • Spongebob: Fire in the- (gasps) Wait! Squidward!
  • (Squidward is seen in Sirena Beach from Mario Sunshine,and three squids are playing clarinet and there is a woman with a patty face.)
  • Squidward: What a beautiful day. Aah.
  • Spongebob: Squidward!
  • Squidward: Huh!? (A lot of Spongebobs come running and the screen turns into a jellyfish,and Squidward screams and wakes up from his dream.)
  • Squidward: Spongebob!!!
  • Spongebob: Don't worry, Squidward. I'll help get started. (Screen turns to Terry Crews). Dear,Mr Crews, my beautiful chocolate muscle man.
  • Squidward: Spongebob, no!
  • Spongebob: Right too forward.
  • (Cuts to Squidward touching Terry Crews' muscles and Spongebob is talking backward.)
  • Spongebob: How's that?
  • Squidward: (In G major) NO! I'm not in love with Terry Crews, you moron!
  • Spongebob: When Santa comes, he'll be the only one still dry.
  • Squidward: How many times do I have to say it? I don't believe in the llluminati!
  • Spongebob: Joyness, Squid. (He is seen with a triangle eye and his eyes are blue). Squidward, come on! (his door is seen with a man moving his muscles.)
  • (Everyone begins to come in Squidward's house.)
  • Aw, come on, man!
  • But it's Christmas!
  • Soldier: You WILL get your ass out of here!
  • Eustace: Where's my dinner?!
  • Squidward: Big Phone! (The cursed phone from EEnE hits everyone).
  • Scout: What the h***, man!?!?
  • (Squidward laughs, a honking sound wakes up Squidward, a red car hits his house.)
  • Edd: What in heaven's name was that?
  • Spongebob: (gasps) Could it be?! (Fake Santa appears)
  • Santa Claus: Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas Everyone!
  • Ed & Patrick: SANTA!!
  • Spongebob: Hey Santa! Where's your big round belly?
  • Santa Claus: Naughty little kid, how dare you call me fat.
  • Spongebob: (tearing) I'm sorry.
  • Santa Claus: That's all right (drops Spongebob) I have a special present for all of you and me. Here
  • Spongebob: Hey! that's-
  • Spongebob: just like... WAIT A MINUTE!!
  • Santa Claus: Let me out this instant!
  • (all gasp)
  • Soldier: SPY!
  • Nightmare Jack: Aren't you surprised!?
  • (The picture begins to change into Bugs Bunny.)
  • What the h***'s going on!?
  • It's a trap!
  • Jack : And you're right! Ho ho ho.
  • (Jack gets sucked in the picture. Black Hiver begins to suck in everyone.)
  • (Our heroes find themselves in a strange place with an igloo, a Gingerbread village and a Christmas tree with a Pentagram on it. Medic's head is stuck in the ground)
  • Medic: I require assistance!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: Where are we?
  • Edd: We seem to have stumbled into another dimension!
  • Scout: Oh, this ain't good.
  • (Jack Skellington laughs and appears on what looks like a furnace)
  • Jack: Listen everyone! (Produces the Olden Guide to Conquering Christmas)
  • EveryBody down! He's got a book! (the book flashes purple)
  • (Jack performs some sort of ritual, causing the furnace to start firing up and sprout 6 spider-like legs)
  • Eddy: (Nearly hit by lightning) Hey! What's going on!?
  • (A monstrous arm and torso appear from the furnace)
  • Heavy: I think we need more men!
  • (The rabbit-like monster is fully revealed as the Black Hiver, Sadistic holiday demon)
  • Ed: Sponge stampede!
  • (Eddy,Edd,Patrick, and Fluttershy run as Spongebob passes out)
  • Soldier: Rally round, boys!
  • Spy: Here we go again!
  • Soldier: Charge! (TF2 people begin to charge as the Hiver laughs)
  • Heavy: Get behind me, Doctor!
  • Soldier: Go for the face!
  • Scout: Yeah, gotcha!
  • Soldier: Take your voodoo rabbit ass back to Canada! (shoots at face)
  • Scout: Hey, nice shooting there.
  • Soldier: I got a good feeling about this.
  • (Black Hiver laughs evilly his eyes turn Soldier and Scout's eyes are gone)
  • Heavy: Soldier!
  • Doctor: Scout! (They fall over) Keep shooting!
  • (They resume shooting the HIver the Hiver laughs)
  • Spy: Incoming.(the HIver shoots a log at the TF2 people)
  • Heavy:Giant is killing us!
  • Soldier and Scout bot: Oh,you gonna cry now? You better hope there's cupcakes in hell, Comrade!
  • (Scene cuts to Ed, Patrick and Fluttershy running)
  • Ed: Run! Run for your lives! (Ed slips on the ice and goes to the igloo.Ed is seen on top of ice cream 3 bells are heard.)
  • Patchy:3 bells!!! We all know what 3 bells mean?
  • Patrick: Ice cream!
  • Ed: Yum!
  • Patchy: NO! It's time for somebody to give Patchy their liver. (holds ax and 2 boos appear).
  • (Ed,Patrick, and Fluttershy scream.A mistletoe rocket hits Fluttershy's head)
  • Ed: Fly, Fluttershy, Fly!
  • (They depart)
  • Ed:I Still North to Alaska!
  • Patrick: Hooray!
  • Fluttershy: This is no time for celebration. That giant is still on the loose.
  • (A meteor hits them,They come down falling, Patrick loses his arms,legs, and head. Ed falls down in the ice. Fluttershy gasps and sees the Hiver and uses his eyes to make Fluttershy evil)
  • (Ed sees Patrick dead and Patchy is eating his liver) Oh no! Fluttershy,You're alive! (runs toward Fluttershy).
  • (Fluttershy suddenly becomes evil and has chainsaws in her hooves)
  • Fluttershy: You're going to LOVE ME!!
  • Ed:(screams in terror)
  • Patchy:(gets behind Ed) Hi.(evil Fluttershy cuts Patchy's head) D'oh!
  • (Ed  runs through the igloo and runs while Fluttershy runs after him).
  • Ed: (as he gets chased down) Don't take my head! Don't take my head!!
  • (Cut to the gingerbread village).
  • Eddy: Let's make a break for it! (Edd and Eddy walk in the village)
  • Edd: Egad!
  • Eddy: Boy,those cookies are crispy.(looks behind the evil gingerbread men) Huh?
  • Edd: Good lord!
  • Eddy: RUN FOR IT!!! (Pac Man sound can be heard from gingerbread men)
  • (Edd and Eddy run for it until a nutcracker stops them.The nutcracker opens his mouth to summon more gingerbread men
  • Eddy:It's like a nightmare before Christmas, Double D.
  • (A gunshot is heard the gingerbread men die)
  • Spy: Let us move,this way!
  • Eddy We gotta get outta here!
  • Edd: But Eddy, we don't have an interdimensional portal!
  • Eddy: Are you saying we're stranded!?
  • (Spy sees that there is no more ammo in the gun).Aww,what a disaster.
  • (Black Hiver approaches behind them)
  • Edd: (gasps)
  • Eddy: Mommy!
  • (Hiver begins breathing fire on them. They're seen burned and dead, Hiver eats them)
  • On top of the Christmas tree, Jack is conversing with his friends.
  • Jack: Listen everyone,I have the most splendid news. This year, Christmas will be ours! (Shows portraits of his friends) isn't that wonderful? (laughs devilishly) It couldn't be more wonderful.
  • Santa: Don't do this!
  • Jack: Santa, take it easy,it's only for this year.
  • Santa: What! Haven't you heard of the Hiver? That beast can't be trusted! If you do this, you will never get your holiday back!
  • Jack:That's not in the book.
  • (Clock chimes)
  • Jack:It's almost Christmas time! (laughs)
  • (Cuts to Heavy being knocked down)
  • Scout Bot: Nice tussle,tons of fun.
  • Soldier Bot: Cupcake behead sickle stallywag.
  • (Ed appears with Heavy)
  • Ed:Oh no.(sees Evil Fluttershy,the robots,nutcracker and the Hiver) We are surrounded I'm not in my happy place, Heavy.
  • Heavy: Put up fits, little man.
  • (Spongebob groans and wakes up)
  • SpongeBob: What happened!
  • Heavy: You! Stupid! Help NOW!!! (head becomes bigger).
  • SpongeBob: Huh?! (hears Patrick screaming and sees everyone is trapped in HIver's body).
  • SpongeBob: Oh no, I thought never I'd have to use this emergency gear! (eats gear and a gear appears on Spongebob's forehead and disappears and Spongebob explodes.The floor turns ice.)
  • Heavy: Did cheese-man go boom?
  • What?????
  • Ed: Who Is It
  • SpongeBob: (holds up staff) By the power of Neptune! (Spongebob is seen in a icy color,he has a mistletoe in his penis,karate glove in one hand, and Christmas boots.)
  • Eddy: Oh,this oughta be good.
  • SpongeBob: Don't worry everybody,(a license plate in seen on that says EXPERIENCE YTPOOPER PERFORMANCE) I'm coming! (dashes into action).
  • Hiver: Make believe avenger
  • Hiver: (is about to summon a log and throw it on Ed and Heavy).
  • (Ed and Heavy scream).
  • SpongeBob: Ed! give me a boost up!
  • Ed: Quickly! Ally oup.
  • Hiver: (fires log but Spongebob takes off the broom and reveals a blade Spongebob stops it).
  • Spongebob: GIve back Santa!,you fiend! (the log transforms into a ball it hits the Hiver,he is now stunned).
  • Ed: Cool!
  • Spongebob: Hurry! now's our chance
  • Soldier Bot: Oh,son of a bitch, let's get him.
  • (SpongeBob runs and whacks the robots and makes karate cries).
  • Heavy:(puts on skyrim and laughs) Tonight,we dine in hell. (eats sandvich). NOM NOM NOM
  • SpongeBob: Yeah.(Evil Fluttershy begins to ambush Spongebob, Spongebob and Fluttershy begin battling).
  • Soilder Bot: (laughs) I am going to tear out your very-(Heavy sky uppercuts Soldier).
  • Heavy: You,yes you [whacks evil Fluttershy] Ha HA!
  • [The nutcracker summons more gingerbread men].
  • SpongeBob: Uh oh.
  • Ed: Now it's my turn!
  • Scout Bot: What the h*** was that crap!?
  • Ed: Pardon me,miss [takes out a Eddy soda and Scout Bot spins and dies].
  • [The Gingerbread men are about to get Ed,while Ed is guzzling down on soda]
  • Ed: I am Ed! [Ed is seen flying] FLY ME!!
  • [Heavy and Spongebob are killing the evil gingerbread]
  • Ed: Quickly! [picks up Spongebob and Heavy] north to Santa! [As they fly to the tree, the Hiver is still alive].
  • SpongeBob: He must be on top of the tree! Let's go for it!
  • Heavy: I live!!! [The trio get hit]
  • Domald Duck: Behind us!!
  • [The nutcracker is seen firing a rocks at Heavy, Ed and Spongebob].
  • Ed: Do something,guys!
  • SpongeBob: Don't worry,I'll help you-[Spongebob however loses his powers] OH, NO!
  • [The Hiver fire blasts Ed,Heavy and Spongebob].
  • Heavy: Aw, this is bad!
  • [Nutcracker fires a big rock at them]
  • [Heavy throws Spongebob at a tree].
  • Heavy: Go!
  • [Ed, and Heavy are seen falling down].Spongebob: GUYS!!
  • [Ed and Heavy are dead and Spongebob is the only survivor].
  • [Scene transitions to Jack reading his book a flashback is shown with Jack and his friends,Jack is seen sad]
  • [Clock chimes]
  • SpongeBob: Hold it, right there!
  • Jack: Ah, it's you.[fires laser at him]
  • [SpongeBob is now a gourd in a portrait]
  • Jack: Consider this a vacation, make yourself comfortable.
  • SpongeBob: Wait! [Jack wiggles his finger]
  • Jack: No, I can't do that.
  • SpongeBob: Why are you doing this?
  • Jack: Why, why? Why is it that Halloween be cancelled year after year? Why is it our years of hard work go unrewarded? All I ever wanted was to bring them a great special. And that's exactly what i'll do!!
  • SpongeBob: Well, why didn't you just ask?
  • Jack: [gets shocked] What?
  • SpongeBob: We can share it. But first, let Santa,and my friends go and promise not to hurt anybody else. Don't you see? War's not what Christmas is about.
  • Phineas: Wow, corny.
  • Jack: (gets a change of heart) You're right. (SpongeBob smiles)
  • Phineas: But, appearently effective.
  • Jack: My friends were right! How could I be such an ass?
  • (Black Hiver appears)
  • Hiver: You twit! you are almost there. So, finish off this worm!
  • SpongeBob: Leave us alone, you bully!
  • Hiver: Insignificant ant! [Grabs SpongeBob]
  • Jack: Whoa!
  • SpongeBob: Aaaaahhhhh! No, I won't let you destroy Christmas!
  • Hiver: You've lost. I'm almost free. Halloween is mine!
  • Jack: That was not my wish!
  • Hiver: The past must be paid for.[SpongeBob's soul gets taken away and the Black Hiver laughs. 5 Heroes realizes there was only one thing left to do, reverse the ritual. As he does, part of the Hiver explodes, and the souls come out of his stomach] You sad peuterist! (about to throw his arm onto the 5 Heroes, but he gets blocked by the souls)
  • Patrick: PUSH! (The Hiver tries to blow fire onto them but is blocked by a SpongeBob soul.
  • SpongeBob: Hurry! (Jack finishes the reverse ritual, causing the Black Hiver to scream and explode and vanish forever. Moments later, Jack and the other characters, including Santa come back to Bikini Bottom)
  • Jack: (flying out) Whoa!
  • Santa: Whoo, that was close.
  • Jack: (at SpongeBob who is unconscious at the moment) Forgive me, Mr. Pants. I'm afraid I've made a terrible of your holiday special. (he places a gift on SpongeBob's nose)
  • Santa: JACK! The next time you get the urge to take over someone else's asylum, I'd listen to her, (referring to Chris Rock still stuck in a jar) She's the only one who makes any soup around this insane asylum.
  • Jack: Well, I hope there's still time.
  • Santa (turns into a Walrus) Time? Time?! The time as come to talk of ships and vegetables and royalty. He takes Jack away into the night sky.
  • (morning comes and everybody who survived the battle awakens from inside Christmas presents)
  • Heavy: We live!! (An explosion is heard in the background)
  • Squidward: (opens up one of his windows) What's going on out here? (He looks up into the sky)
  • Santa: Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas! (It is revealed that it's true that Santa craps onto your house and leaves)
  • Jack: Happy Halloween. (waves)
  • Squidward: Yep. I'm insane... (laughs obnoxiously, and heads back into the house)
  • SpongeBob (noticing the small gift Jack left for him.) I wonder what this button does. (he pushes it and out comes Men and everyone gathers around him)
  • Men: It is great to be home!
  • Crowd: HOORAY! (their picture gets taken)
  • MrSpongebob1995: (narrating) My heart goes out to my family, my beloved girlfriend, and to all my new supporters here online. I thank you all so much for standing with me as I poured my soul into this production. Happy holidays to you all. Sincerely, MoBrosStudios Productions.

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