Dec 25, 2013
21 Mins and 17 Secs
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It's Christmas time in YouTube Poop Land, so SpongeBob and various other characters are gathering and preparing to celebrate. But little do they know that the Pumpkin King is out to conquer Christmas, and he's bringing some monstrous help..
The story begins with a narrator introducing us to the story. He states that the story took place in the world of YouTube poop. He then asks if we've wondered where Mobros'studios has been. And if not, we should begin. It then shows Painty the pirate who opens, reavealing the story.
We then go to Halloween Town, where Jack is disappointed to find that his Halloween special for the year has been cancelled. As the disappointment sets in, Zero gives his master a poster for MoBrosStudios' upcoming Christmas Special. Jack laughs evilly as he starts to cook up a fiendish idea.
Meanwhile, in Bikini Bottom, Spongebob prepares to sneak up on Sandy and take her by surprise with a Karate attack. Upon approaching the Treedome, however, he finds Sandy setting up lights on her tree, the light of which causes him to spontaneously catch fire.
He is discovered by Sandy, who is surprised to find out that her aquatic friend doesn't know what a Christmas tree, or let alone Christmas, is. In her shock, she performs a spastic dance that prompts SpongeBob to toss water on her to get her to stop. This, however, causes her to melt, much to the shock of Beauty, Christopher Walken, and the Nostalgia Critic.
Later, Spongebob is at the Krusty Krab talking about Christmas with Squidward, Patrick, and Mr. Krabs, explaining how Santa comes and brings them shit when they write a letter to him. While Patrick and Mr. Krabs are excited about the matter, Squidward is being his usual, uncaring, grouchy self, and expresses disbelief, saying he can't believe that people would celebrate a holiday where "a jolly prowler poops on your house and leaves." This causes Mr. Krabs to burn him in response.
Back in Halloween Town, Jack is talking with the band in Town Hall, where he plays to them a rock solo on his bells. The band tries to emulate this, but all that comes out of them is a terrible sound that is so loud, it blasts the mayor out of the building and into the camera.
The Mayor then calls for next person to try to get the job. Sally then shows up. Jack request help from her. Sally, however, does not want any part of Jack's Christmas, as she explains to the skeleton that she's had a vision about Christmas involving smoke, fire, and a mysterious silhouetted figure with glowing white eyes. Jack takes this in stride, however, as he asks Sally to make him some crack for his Christmas. Sally refuses, calling out Jack for being an ass. In response to this, Jack kicks Sally into a pit, 300 style, before he decides to go make the crack himself.
Meanwhile, back in Bikini Bottom, SpongeBob has set up a machine to launch the bottled letters to the surface for Santa Claus. After explaining what it does, the sponge goes about asking the denizens of his hometown what they want for Christmas. These include new hats for the RED Team, a new YouTube Poop for the Eds, and a decent lawyer for MermaidMan and Barnacle Boy, just to name a few.
At the same time, Jack continues the preparations for taking over Christmas in his Tower. As the Mayor pulls up to the tower in his car, Jack is smoking his crack and tripping balls, imagining himself as a gingerbread man being eaten by a giant reindeer before being pooped out as an egg that is broken, causing multiple Mario Heads to fly out.
Back in reality, the Mayor tries to get Jack to come out of his house by telling him he has weenies, but the Pumpkin King refuses. When the Mayor continues to insist, Jack throws a sheep with his head on it at the Mayor through his window.
In Bikini Bottom, Patrick pops out of the ground in a cemetery to ask what SpongeBob wants to do now. Spongebob, who also comes out of the ground, says he wants to summon Santa with a song. The two then promptly start singing as they go about their work, including decorating homes, shopping for presents, and even setting up a large Christmas tree with Patrick as the star on top.
As evening sets in in both BIkini Bottom and Halloween Town, the Mayor argues with Jack that his Christmas takeover plan is not a good idea. To this, Jack promptly kicks him out of his house, telling him to go find a job in Christmas Land. The Mayor does so, but not before he says he is being an ass. After the Mayor has left, he says "there's got to be a better way to take over Christmas." Just then, he picks up a book called "The Olden Guide to Conquering Christmas". In it, he finds a ritual to summon some help to take over Christmas. In the ritual, he crushes a lemon and pours it into a beaker that emits red smoke. He then is taken to the home of a strange Bugs Bunny-esque creature. Jack promptly asks the creature to help him conquer Christmas, and he agrees. Saying " IT WILL BE "
Back in Bikini Bottom, SpongeBob prepares to send the final letter to the surface using the launcher, but stops when he realizes Squidward hasn't sent his letter yet. Squidward, meanwhile, has his dream rudely interrupted by SpongeBob's intrusion. SpongeBob, who believes Squidward is in love with Old Spice commercial star Terry Crews, decides to write a letter to Crews for Squidward. Squidward, however, rejects this claim, even as SpongeBob claims he'll still be dry when Santa comes.
When the partygoers outside try to get Squidward to come out of the house, he summons a big phone from the sky to silence them.
Just then, a large red car crashes through the squid's bedroom. When the driver reveals himself, it is revealed to be Santa, for whom the partygoers have been waiting for. This Santa, however, is actually Jack wearing a paper Santa mask. The real Santa Claus has been trapped in a painting. Once revealed, Jack springs his trap, transforming the Santa painting into one of the Bugs Bunny creature from before. The painting then sucks up SpongeBob, Patrick, Fluttershy, the Eds, and the RED Team a la the final boss battle of Luigi's Mansion.
The group wake up to find themselves in another dimension, which is an area surrounded by an impassable wall, consisting of a gigantic Christmas tree with a spire and a pentagram star at the top, a large igloo, and a gingerbread village covered by a large storm cloud. Jack suddenly reappears at the base of the tree holding the book, where he starts reading out a summoning chant. The chant summons a gigantic monster with the lower half of a spider styled furnace and the top half of a mangled bugs bunny with devilish eyes, know as "The Hiver" Sadistic Holiday Demon. As the hiver breathes fire in the air, Spongebob passes out, Ed, Patrick, Fluttershy, Double-D and Eddy run for it while Spy, Soldier, Heavy, Medic and Scout stay behind to take on the Hiver. Soldier and Scout move in to attack, dealing some damage to the beast, but the Hiver uses its mind controlling power to suck out their souls, killing them. the hiver fires a giant log which separates Spy from Medic and Heavy, they then discover that Soldier and Scout were turned into robots "now scout bot and soldier bot" to take them out.
Meanwhile Ed, Patrick and Fluttershy are still running and make their way to the igloo where they meet Patchy the Pirate who hears three bells, and asks them what three bells means. Patrick and Ed assume that it means ice cream, but then Patchy theatens to take their lives. Ed attaches the "missile-toe" to Fluttershy's head to help them fly away; but while celebrating they are knocked out of the air by floating boulders, which results in Patrick falling to his death and being eaten by Patchy. Ed and Fluttershy survive the fall but the Hiver uses its mind controlling powers again to suck out Fluttershy's soul and turns her into an icy ghost like pony with chainsaws on her hooves, who beheads Patchy and chases Ed out of the igloo.
Meanwhile in the gingerbread village, Double-D and Eddy wander though the village streets, where they find out that there are zombie gingerbread men after them. They run for the exit of the village where they are stopped by a large demon nutcracker. Several zombies are shot down by Spy who eventually runs out of bullets, the three are then greeted by the Hiver who breathes fire on the trio, killing them; afterwards they are picked up and eaten.
On top of the tree, Jack exclaims that "THIS YEAR, CHRISTMAS WILL BE OURS", but the picture of Santa up there with him, warns him that if he takes over Christmas neither of them will get their holidays back, but Jack turns this down by claiming it doesn't say so in his book. Soon Jack realises that its almost midnight, which means that he has almost won.
Back on the ground, Medic has been killed by Soldierbot, and the evil forces advance on Ed and Heavy. When all seems lost spongebob finally wakes up from fainting, and Heavy calls him for help. Through gaps in the Hiver's furnace body Spongebob can see what's become of his friends, to which he ingests a strange gear which gives him superpowers and a staff-like sword in an attempt to rescue everyone. the hiver threatens to fire a log at spongebob, but he uses his staff to good use deflecting the attack and knocking the hiver out. As Soldierbot and Scoutbot prepare to attack SpongeBob, Heavy puts on a skyrim helmet and eats a sandvich to give him extra strength. Spongebob and Heavy manage to take out Soldierbot and the mutated Fluttershy, but are surrounded by the devil nutcraker and the zombie gingerbreadmen army. Ed springs into action and rips out a soda from scout bots body taking him out, Ed drinks the soda granting him the ability to fly. Ed grabs Heavy and Spongbob from the overcrowded zombies, but as they pass the hiver, it suddenly wakes up. As they attempt to fly to the top of the tree where Jack is, the zombie gingerbreadmen start to use the devilish nutcraker as a coal firing cannon. When Spongebob tries to stop the attack, his powers time run out, The Hiver imobilzies them in the air for the nutcracker cannon to take a direct hit. As an act of sacrifice, Heavy throws Spongebob onto the branches near the tree spire. But when spongebob gets up he witnesses Heavy and Ed fall to their death from the top of the tree, leaving Spongebob the only survivor.
On the spire, Jack reads out the final step to his conquest, "to sacrifice Santa and the last soul to the Hiver". at that moment Jack has a flashback to the day his Halloween YouTube Poop was cancelled, where Jack has a change of heart, and looks at an alternative step in the book, "to abort conquest.. recite summoning chant backwards". Spongebob faces Jack, but Jack uses his power to trap him in one of his many framed pictures. Spongebob asks why he is doing this in the first place, to which Jack tells him that he only wanted to give everyone a great YouTube Poop, but could never do so because Halloween kept getting cancelled every year., and says he intends to do just that by taking over the Christmas special. Spongebob tells him "Well why didn't you just ask?" Jack then realizes he could have shared it all along, Spongebob then tells him "War's not what Christmas is about.", to which Jack admits that he is right. Then he states that his friends were also right, and that he really has been an ass.
Suddenly, the Hiver appears and demands that Jack must finish off the steps to their conquest, Spongebob tells the Monster to leave them alone but the Hiver grabs Spongebob from the picture, and tells him that he has lost and that he will rule Halloween. Jack realises his mistake as he won't get his holiday back from the hiver if it succeeds, and at that moment, the hiver takes Spongebob's soul, then laughs in victory. Enraged, Jack then starts to recite the reversed chant to abort the conquest. During the recitation, the Hiver's furnace stomach is opened, allowing the souls he has captured to break free. In retaliation, the Hiver attempts to crush Jack, but the souls promptly hold his arms back to keep him from doing so. In one last effort to keep Jack from killing him, the Hiver breathes fire at Jack. Spongebob's ghost, however, blocks the fire, and allows Jack to complete the incantation. He does so, and this promptly destroys the Hiver and sends everyone back to Bikini Bottom. Santa is also sent to this world, as the incantation has set him free from his prison. Jack then promptly apologizes to an unconscious SpongeBob, leaving him with a tiny present on his nose as atonement for ruining the Christmas special. Santa then berates him and tells him that Chris, who's still in a bottle for asking for a Playboy Magazine for Christmas, is the only one who makes any soup. Jack, hoping there's still time to set things right, then flies away with Santa, who turns into a flying Walrus.
On Christmas morning, the team emerges from the large Christmas presents that were released from the painting, having been restored to their original forms. Their celebration, however, is briefly interrupted by Squidward, who awakens to find a large piece of poop on top of his house. At this moment, he sees Jack and Santa fly by, sharing with the people below both a Happy Halloween and a Merry Christmas. Seeing these, Squidward declares he's gone insane.
In the final scene, Spongebob presses the button on his present, which causes MoBrosStudios himself to appear, annoucing he is glad to be home. A group picture of SpongeBob, Patrick, the Eds, the RED Team, Fluttershy, and MoBros is taken. MoBros then thanks the viewer for watching and wishes them all happy holidays. spongebob is seen flying into the sky creating a MoBros' themed firework to end the story.
- Chris Sarandon as Jack Skellington
- Tom Kenny as SpongeBob
- Bill Fagerbakke as Patrick
- Gary Schwartz as Heavy
- Nathan Vetterlein as Scout
- Robin Atkin Downes as Medic
- Dennis Bateman as Spy
- Rick May as Soldier
- Matt Hill as Ed
- Samuel Vincent as Edd
- Tony Sampson as Eddy
- Andrea Libman as Fluttershy
- Alistair McGowan as Black Hiver